Meteorological Humor

Supplemental Vorticty™

Every well-equipped field meteorologist and storm chaser will want to have an emergency supply of Supplemental Vorticty™ for those occasions when the convective inhibition is just a little too strong.  These cans of operations grade vorticity will convey to all who view them that the owner is well prepared for all eventualities and not easily thwarted by something as simple as a shallow stable layer.  The vorticity within each can is highly concentrated.  Do not open indoors.  For use in the southern hemisphere, invert when opening.